Pete Doherty is still alive
Some Austrian nonce revived him after a suspected drug overdose. Well that’s what The Sun reckons anyway. Tosser. The reviver and the revivee. The Sun
Some Austrian nonce revived him after a suspected drug overdose. Well that’s what The Sun reckons anyway. Tosser. The reviver and the revivee. The Sun

Dannii loves the gays. So much so that she’s sporting the latest in issue driven merchandise. Some People Are Gay! Some People have bad fringes is more like it. We (heart) her nonetheless. Attitude magazine has “all the latest” celebrities sporting the t-shirts. It’s like a breast cancer awareness campaign. Attitude Magazine
Why would he trim? We’d still bum him though.

A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper reported, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
How the fuck?yahoo
Who says plain girls can’t be famous? Why, there’s even a plain girl headed for the white house.
Jeez Louise… apparently schools in New Zealand are allowing their schoolkids to attend their dances with same sex partners as long as they sign a declaration of their homosexuality. Wow… that’s madness.
Rainbow education officer Serafin Dillon knows of four Auckland colleges that do not allow same-gender ball partners unless pupils sign contracts stating their sexual orientation.
She would not name the schools but said their policies were discriminatory and breached the Bill of Rights.
“If this was in the workplace it would be discrimination and it would be unheard of. But because it’s a school they think they can somehow get away with it.”
Yes, to sex I tell you. We’d do him, even if we were the 100th person he’d done that day. It’s like ummm so like his role in (yawn) Californication. Whatever, he’s a sexy fucker. Why can’t the “straights” embrace sex addiction like the gays do? It’s simpler and more fun. The Sun
Madonna Madonna Madonna! Her little show must be exhausting, poor thing can’t even get out of her bathrobe to go to the airport.