GRATUITOUS : Army Cock

War is hard.

I’m a slave to my audience

Not our scene, but I understand that some of you like this sort of thing. Spotted these pics of baby Jones, Shia LaBeouf and thought some of you might like them. Thanks to simple-pleasures.com Personally we’re more fond of Indiana!

Amir Khan went out

It’s not news and it’s hardly enough to keep up awake, but it does mean we can post pics of Amir. He’s a peach. We heart him.

So like, he went out with friends or something. Daily Mail

GRATUITOUS: Josh Lewsey

This little piece of rugby meat caught my eye recently. Something to help get us through the week.

Gratuitous: Joe Cole

Gratuitous: Peter Krause

Dirty Sexy Money started last week and I couldn’t think of a better reason to revisit  Peter Krause.

Gratuitous: Eastenders honey - Jan Uddin

So hot.

HOMOFACT: Frenchmen are hot - À Toute Vitesse

Grabbing screenshots from sexy French films is all the rage in homofactual towers. We enjoyed it so much last time with Presque Rien we thought we’d do it again. Stéphane Rideau, Mezziane Bardadi and Pascal Cervo this time, all sizzling.