I’d smack him


Patrick Dempsey says knocking his wife around keeps the marriage fresh. Actually he didn’t say that at all but suggests that the occasional spanking can help keep things going. Dirty Boy. The Sun

GRATUITOUS : Daniel Craig


An old pic (1999)! Yowzer. He’s such a hit fucker he makes us hard.

GRATUITOUS : Kerry Degman


You can read all about this particular piece of meat at 5 Star Men.

GRATUITOUS : John McCain


I know it’s wrong, but he was HOT when he was younger.

GRATUITOUS : Zac Efron


The little boy is growing up.

GRATUITOUS : Steve Gerrard


So fucking hot.

Wayne Rooney has had a “haircut”!


Why would he trim? We’d still bum him though.

David Duchovny is addicted to sex


Yes, to sex I tell you. We’d do him, even if we were the 100th person he’d done that day. It’s like ummm so like his role in (yawn) Californication. Whatever, he’s a sexy fucker. Why can’t the “straights” embrace sex addiction like the gays do? It’s simpler and more fun.  The Sun