Is this the 90s?

Credit Suisse is to offer “gay” banking! Maybe I’m naive but I don’t know what that might be. Apparently they’ve spearheaded banking service targeted at other minorities…umm, you know Muslims and Polish people. Those guys have so much in common with the gays.

They reckon their banking offer will be good for gays because “clients have no need to explain their lifestyles or - as we know happens in some cases - almost feel the need to justify the way they choose to live their lives.” That’s like, a quote or something from Stephen Connolly from Credit Suisse.

What is he on about? Banks will take your money no matter what. The idea that gays in the UK still have to explain it! Come on, really. I can’t remember the last time my bank manager asked me if I take it up the arse. Ivan Massow (sexy fucker from yester-year) used to offer a similar thing (well financial services for girly men) when it almost seemed necessary. He stopped.

This is rubbish, don’t bank with the cynics. Besides, EVERYONE knows, First Direct is the only real gay bank. And that Ivan has a big willy when painted. Pink News