New David Beckham Armani

Wow! And links to high quality versions below.

Matt Lucas gets divorced

In what the Daily Mail are calling the first gay celebrity divorce, Little Britain’s Matt Lucas is splitting from his civil partner.

Matt Lucas has split from his partner less than two years after they wed in a civil partnership.

The Little Britain star, known for his character’s ‘I’m the only gay in the village’ catchphrase, faces paying Kevin McGee millions of pounds following their six-year relationship.

Lucas, 34, has employed law firm Mishcon de Reya, which handled Princess Diana’s and Heather Mills’s divorces, to act for him.

Daily Mail

Lesbians are sick

Well sicker than they could be because the NHS doesn’t look after their particular needs.

A survey of more than 6,000 lesbian and bisexual women, by charity Stonewall, revealed many had never had a cervical smear, or a test for sex infections.

Some reported NHS staff had wrongly told them they were “not at risk”.

A government spokesman said it took “health inequalities” seriously, and planned to work with Stonewall.

We (heart) lesbians. The healthier, the better. BBC News

Happy Footballer

Now you know homofactual.com is nothing if it doesn’t provide in depth and up-to-the-minute sports coverage. So here goes. This is a happy footballer. The footballer in question is Italy’s Antonio Cassano celebrating their Euro 2008 victory, or something. I like his little pants.

Amy’s hair try’s to make a run for it.

I don’t know why this is so problematic

Maybe it’s “Mum’s” deli-authentic accent, but the whole thing gets on my nerves. It seems like a cynical use of “gayness” to make an excrutiatingly dull advert more interesting. I’m reminded of Lucinda (too “zany” for Sir Alan) wanting to make her team’s tissue advert gay… maybe this is what she had in mind.

Loving your work

These saucy artworks have been appearing all over San Francisco and Paris. Loving ‘em.

The Guardian for more.

Bendy Bananas?

Are back… Stupid law.

Bendy cucumbers and misshapen bananas are to make a comeback on supermarket shelves thanks to a change in EU laws.

Brussels bureaucrats have decided to ease strict guidelines governing the appearance of fruit and vegetables.

It is hoped the move will encourage shops to stock less-than-perfect-looking produce and cut down on the amount of food going to waste.

In this age of austerity, we can hardly afford to be choosy about the bend in our bananas. Daily Mail